Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Take This Free Marriage Compatibility Test

Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? These may be the words you are longing and dreaming to hear. You picture the wonderful world the two of you are going to share. There will be romance, love and a picture perfect life.

But wait, who's going to walk the dog, even when it is raining? Who will pay the bills?

Wouldn't it be fun to see what your partner thinks before you place the ring on his/her finger? No, these questions are not suppose to cause you to back out the wedding. They are just for fun, amusement and maybe just a tad bit of enlightenment.

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Each of you should answer separately and then compare answers.

1. It is Saturday afternoon what is your choice activity?

a. Watching sports
b. Shopping
c. Catching up on household chores.
d. Having Sex.

2. Which chore has to be done every day

a. Dishes, you can't stand a dirty kitchen.
b. Making the beds
c. Cleaning the bathroom
d. All of the above.

3. Who has the power over the TV remote?

a. Always the male
b. Always the female
c. The first one who sits down to watch TV.
d. Who's ever turn it is

4. Who should have the main responsibility of paying the bills?

a. Always the male.
b. Always the female.
c. Who's ever turn it is.
d. Both of you at an assigned time.

5. If one throw's his/her socks on the floor at night, what should one promptly do in the morning.

a. Pick them up and put them in the laundry.
b. Kick them into a corner of the room.
c. Ignore them, if he/she can get away with it.
d. Wear them again.

6. Who should wash the dishes?

a. Whoever doesn't do the cooking
b. We each take turns.
c. We eat off paper plates, so nobody has to wash dishes.
d. Always the female.

7. You only own one computer, who gets to use it?

a. Whoever has real work to do on it.
b. You use it together, sharing news stories and funny emails.
c. Whoever has the most friends on MySpace.
d. Whoever has the most emails a day.

8. What position should the toilet lid stay is

a. Down, lid close
b. Up, lid up
c. Depends who uses it last.
d. Doesn't matter

9. When purchasing a big-ticket item one should.

a. Talk with his/her partner first.
b. Grab it, if it is on sale.
c. Keep the receipt in case of an argument later.
d. Buy if one has the funds

10. When one is really angry, he/she should

a. Calmly try to express why
b. Cry it out with the dog
c. Start yelling without thinking.
d. Leave before he/she says something that he/she may regret.

Finally, one of the most important questions.

11. How many times a week should you have sex.
a. Nightly.
b. Twice a week.
c. Three times a week.
d. Whenever the moment and passion strikes.

Any free marriage compatibility test should be used for fun, only. Yet, some of the questions and some of the answers can give you a small taste of what is to come.

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